Porn has completely distorted our sense of reality about sex to the point that guys believe that they should be bigger, thicker and should have sex that lasts for hours. Failure to do so often results in self-esteem issues where a person starts believing that there’s something wrong with him or her. Expecting real sex to be like porn is like expecting to fly after watching a superhero movie or expecting women to approach you in bars because you’ve watched too much Mad Men, it’s never going to happen. Here are 5 things that happen only in porn:
Every guy has a third limb
People often forget that those who enter the porn industry aren’t an average reflection of real people, but at the peak of the bell curve as far as penis sizes are concerned. Of course, most normal people will never be similarly endowed. And for the record, the size of a guy’s member certainly isn’t proportional to his ability to please a woman.
Everyone wants sex all the time
In the distorted world of porn, everyone wants to have sex all the time. The pizza delivery guy, your best friend’s mum, the mechanic, colleagues, fathers, mothers, the taxi driver, the dog, the cactus plant … you get the drift. The truth is that libidos don’t rage that much and not everyone is horny all the time.
All women have balloons for breasts
Porn is responsible for some serious body image issues for guys and girls. While men are disappointed that they don’t have penises that represent a third limb, women become insecure about their bodies after seeing stick-thin women with breasts that can double up as a floatation device. Let’s get this straight, they’re always fake and to be fair – not that attractive.
Women love drinking cum
Creampies, the cumshot or the pearl necklace (drops of semen on around the neck) might be the staple in porn but trust us, most women don’t enjoy it. In fact, before you try something like that it’s a very good idea to ask your partner whether they mind it or not.
Sex lasts for an hour
Another common issue with most porn connoisseurs is that they expect reality to be like porn. They forget that most porn stars are on drugs and that the video is edited and expect real sex to last for hours like the way it does on porn. Real sex is very different and to be honest, if you last 3-4 minutes, then you’re doing better than average!
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